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July 15, 2008 |

By TK Burton | Pajiba Love | July 15, 2008 |

Pajiba Love

Welcome to a kinder, gentler Pajiba Love. Of course, we start things off with ‘Jiba fave Michael Ian Black challenging the douchelicious Tucker Max to a fight (Michael Ian Black)…

…aaand doucherod Tucker Max, clearly no master of irony, accepting. (I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell) (H/T to socalledonlycousins for the heads up)

Continuing our theme of violence, what makes churchgoin’ even more God-tastic? Free guns! Yee-fuckin’ HAW! (Quizlaw)

Because I am a petty bastard who will use any opportunity or platform to take a shot at A-Rod (CelebWarship)

Pour one out for our people in St. Louis, a city that is being conquered by Belgium. You heard it here first. A sad day for cheap, shitty American beer, I tell you. (Barstool Sports)

Keeping with the theme, here are other American-as-apple-pie companies that are clearly foreign agents of evil. I’m looking at you, Hellman’s, you delicious, traitorous bastard. (Mental Floss)

What would cement my status as the freak of my bucolic little suburb, with the added bonus of feeding my zombie fetish? Goddamn do I want this. (Agent Bedhead)

Aw, what the crap. The only Hollywood couple I actually give a fuck about breaks up? Am I going to go for the cheap Matt Damon joke? No. Instead, I blame that squeaky voice, which would drive any man to the edge of madness. (WIMB)

Speaking of Hollywood couples - actually, let’s just go ahead and agree that we are doomed as a species, people. And we fucking deserve it. (Gallery of the Absurd)

Alright, Pajiba Foodies: Prepare to simultaneously be completely revolted and disturbingly aroused. What? That’s just me? Aw, go screw. (via The Onion) After the jump.

Pajiba Love | July 15, 2008 |

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