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July 14, 2008 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | July 14, 2008 |

Pajiba Love

Merry Brangemas! Because God’s sperm wasn’t man enough to make two saviors, it’s a good thing we have Brad Pitt. (WIMB)

Congratulations to Parissa for her participation in the San Diego Blood Bank’s Naked Juice 5K this weekend — many thanks to the generous Pajibans who contributed! (GWCH)

Wait a sec — I’m confused. So did the Green Party nominate Vanessa Huxtable as their presidential candidate? (QuizLaw)

“The Secret Language of Cocktails: What Your Drink Says About You.” But what if you only drink cheap white wine? I need to know how that defines me! (ModernDrunkard)

Miley Cyrus apparently has more racy photos out there, which some scumbag on the internet has taken the liberty of hacking out of her email. (IDLYITW)

Another year, another Miss USA eats it in front of millions of people. (The Blemish)

In a shocking and unprecedented turn of events — it appears that Maria Menounos is going to be filling in for Ortiz for the rest of the season. (Popoholic)

Viva la 1993! Hop aboard the way back machine to remember what was going on in a great year for music. (MusicIsTheMessage)

Yeah … So maybe “satire” isn’t the best way to make a jab at someone if the group of people you’re satirizing don’t have the capacity for such a nuanced concept as “satire” in the first place. (TVFallsInTheWoods)

A little known fact of the Pleistocene megafauna was that there existed a disproportionately large number of animals that had awesome names for metal bands. (AnimalReview)

Finally, I’m getting the hell out of dodge for the rest of the week — to a remote location with no phone or internet connection — so TK will be your Pajiba Lovemaster in my absence. And because I’m a classy broad, I’ll leave you with this clip after the jump. (H/T, QuizLaw!)

Pajiba Love | July 14, 2008 |

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