For any “Drive” fans out there — an interview with Tim Minear on where the show may have gone if it hadn’t gotten the “Old Yeller” treatment three episodes in. (Drive Fansite)
To the surprise of no one, our president makes young girls cry. And not in a “sexy” Sanjaya way, either. (QuizLaw)
Any joke I make here will probably get me in trouble, so I’ll just direct you to the site. (RateMyTurban)
Revolutionary new undergarments for ladies who like the thong, but wish it could just be a little bit more uncomfortable and demeaning. (Daily Mail)
For all you Claire Danes fans out there — she’s damn set on proving she can act, even if it means pissing all over Broadway! (Celebitchy)
The latest Crispin Porter/Burger King time waster. Like a stupid moustache can even compete with “The Baconator” (Pet Moustache)
Looking like less of a “Cop Killer,” I’d say the only thing that needs fear Ice T these days is a box of Krispy Kremes. (Yeeeah!)
Live in the NYC area? Adopt an animal today! (CityRag)
Finally, to wrap up today’s love, I would like to extend a warm congratulations to Dustin and Mrs. Pajiba-hyphenate on the birth of Pajiba Jr. yesterday evening, weighing in at a healthy 6 pounds and 14 ounces.
I really wanted to find an appropriate baby themed clip to celebrate this happy event, but the best I could do is this bizarre montage of babies in animal costumes set to Wesley Willis — after the jump.