The Simpsons Movie spoilers! Woohoo! (Celebitchy)
I kinda try to stay away from anything containing gratuitous “Nut Burst.” (Junkiness)
Ahhhahahahaha. Hahahahahaha. (Slowly Going Bald)
Ladies and gentlemen? The biggest scourge facing America right now?
Terrorism. Crack. War. Lesbian Gangs. (Feministing)
Iced Tea is good. Especially in the summer. Hey, it’s summer now! You know what would be great? If I could just lather myself up and bathe in Iced Tea. Yeah, that’s the ticket. (The Impulsive Buy)
Hey hey! You you! I didn’t write this shitty song! No way! No way! Neither did my ghost writer! (YesButNoButYes)
Vermillion doesn’t hate vegetarians. But he’s got no problems calling you “leafheads,” either. (Vermillion’s Brain Receptacle)
Well, to be fair, it’s not much fun to work around anyone who smells like they took a sitz bath in shitty perfume. But lawsuit bad? Hmm… (QuizLaw)
Spinal Tap performing at Live Earth, after the jump!