I don’t know if the new “Simpsons” movie is going to be any good or not, but I can tell you right now that their marketing fucking rules! (flickr)
Oh, healthy, curvaceous Season 2 of “Buffy” Sarah Michelle Gellar — How I weep for thee. (Popoholic)
The Barfinator is dating Drew Barfymore? I think I’m going to, uh… hurl? (The Evil Beet)
Bush celebrates America’s Independence Day early, by giving the big fat middle finger to all of its citizens. (QuizLaw)
Yahoo must not be paying their designers enough. I call shenanigans. (Litelysalted)
My favorite Pixar movie is the heartwarming, funny tale of the thing with the other thing, and then they all learn a valuable lesson and live happily ever after. I’m sorry, I am not actually familiar with very many Pixar movies. (The Film Experience)
Pete Doherty really blows at giving “I’m sorry I cheated on you” gifts. (Yeeeah!)
Wendy’s new burger will kill your ass. With a vengeance. Mmm… Vengeance Burger… (YesButNoButYes)
Scarlett Johansson tries her hand at being cool; fails miserably. (IDLYITW)
After the jump — I promise, no squirrels were frightened or harmed in the making of this clip.
Hope everyone has a spectacularly fun holiday! Except for our Canadian readers — I hope you have a spectacularly fun day at work tomorrow!