Since the big question on everyone’s mind for the past week has been “What ever happened to Bubbles the chimpanzee?” CNN finally decided to do a little crack reporting and find out. (DListed)
One of the Jonas Brothers has gotten engaged. What is it with these Christian boy bands and getting married by the time you can drink? (Webster’s)
There’s a Star Wars fan movie contest going on over at atom, and you can head over and vote for your favorite! Or, you know, laugh at all the nerds. (atom)
Karl Malden has passed away at the ripe old age of 97. (Rope of Silicon)
Sia did a stripped-down version of “Breathe Me” — as in, the famous “Six Feet Under” song — for KCRW in Los Angeles, and I only made it a few seconds in before my whole body was covered in goosebumps. (Deus Ex Malcontent)
Here’s a list of the ten most fascinating bank robberies in movies. (Spout)
I’m completely fascinated by the upcoming movie Antichrist although I will probably never, ever, EVER see it. Weak stomach and all. (Bloody Disgusting)
This is the cutest craiglist personal ad ever. And you know, I bet she reads Pajiba, too. Thanks to Alison! (craigslist)
Any East Coast ‘jibans headed to The Jerz this weekend? In celebration of the 4th of July, here are some screen shots from a documentary filmed in Wildwood, NJ in 1992. (FourFour)
Everybody’s waiting to see if Megan Fox will turn ingrate against Diablo Cody like she did Michael Bay. Or as the new terminology goes, “Heigls herself.” (Agent Bedhead)
Hmm… Were Michael Jackson and Billy Mays deaths connected in some way? No, no they weren’t. But this is kinda weird anyway. (Screen Junkies)
Just in case you were wondering, yes, Hayden Panettiere does get naked in I Love You, Beth Cooper. (Yeeeah!)
Was Ted Danson really a sex symbol in the 80’s? Here he is doing a PSA warning young girls to steer clear of pick up lines, and he is decidedly just fucking creepy.
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