Who's the Big Winner!
This technically broke yesterday after Pajiba Love was published, but I can’t ignore the news that Al Franken has finally claimed victory in his battle with Norm Coleman over the seat in the Minnesota senate. SUCK IT, Coleman! (HuffPo)
Here’s a six-pack of movies featuring lonely astronauts. (PW)
Pauly Shore is threatening legal action against Sacha Baron Cohen for stealing his movie idea in Bruno. The case is almost definitely a coincidence, but is it wrong that I kind of want Pauly Shore to win? (Webster’s)
Lame, Ryan Gosling. Just … Lame. (Film Drunk)
You guys will probably love this new website called Flickchart, which is basically “like Hot Or Not” for movies. Here’s what you need to know! (Film School Rejects)
Hold onto your bunks everybody, the A.V. Club has an interview with Patricia Clarkson! (A.V. Club)
Ha! A local Vegas reporter damn near went Christian Bale on some unruly, drunken Michael Jackson fan last week. (DListed)
Today in douchebaggery, PETA is seeking rights to Michael Jackson’s 1972 song from Ben. You know, just the movie about the murderous hyperintelligent rat who assembles a rat army to try to wipe out the human race. (Agent Bedhead)
Spoiler alert! Here are the ten greatest movie fake-out deaths. (Spout)
Just in case you forgot that Paris Hilton is a stupid asshole as well as a lying asshole, she said on TV that “blowjobs are for ugly girls.” Fuck you, Paris Hilton. (Zelda Lily)
Here’s a flowchart to determine what your favorite summer blockbuster movie will be. Apparently mine is Up, which is so far totally accurate. Score! (Holy Taco)
What is the purpose of “The Steve Wilkos Show?” That’s a good question, because when even I, lover of crap, can’t stomach it? That is saying a lot. (Jezebel)
Thanks to Beckylooo for the head’s up, here is an exclusive interview with Heidi and Spencer on Comedy Central’s Tosh.o:
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