What the … ? I mean, seriously now. Farrah and Michael Jackson I can understand, (cancer/drug abuse, eating disorder, etc., etc.) but how the hell does Billy Mays just drop dead for no apparent reason? (Webster’s)
On that note, the size of the celebrity is relative to the amount of time it takes for memorial cakes to start popping up at the grocery store. (Cake Wrecks)
Some of the details of Michael Jackson’s autopsy have been leaked and they are just downright goddamn horrifying. (Celebitchy)
Here are 12 things Woody Allen just doesn’t get. I guess this is why he kind of ends up making the same movie over and over again. (A.V. Club)
How well do you know your Garbage Pail Kids? I gave up halfway through this quiz, but sent it to my boyfriend who actually got 18 out of 18. Also, he is basically Charlie from “It’s Always Sunny.” (mental floss)
This is news which will likely appeal to very few of you, but “It’s Garry Shandling’s Show” is finally coming to DVD. Hooray! Now if we can just get Seasons two through five of “Larry Sanders.” (TV Shows on DVD)
The internet is already getting excited just for the trailer for Boondock Saints 2, which is coming out next month. That gives fans a whole month to actually believe that it might not totally suck. (Screen Rant)
And now, Skids and Mudflap would like to apologize for what was misconstrued by some as racism in the new Transformers movie. (Mighty God King)
Fred Durst honors Michael Jackson; is a mouth breathing idiot. (Film Drunk)
“Bruno” went on Conan last week, and guess where he put his nuts?? No really, guess!! If you said “on Conan’s face,” you win a cigar. (Popoholic)
Who wore it better? Katy Perry vs. Jeremy Feist edition. Somewhat NSFW! (Notes on Bar Napkins)
Finally, in honor of Billy Mays passing, here’s the kind of unabashed, American entrepreneurism which would have made him proud. Thanks to Melissa!
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