Ima gonna go find me some babies and party like the welfare check just cleared! (QuizLaw)
You know the other problem with female employees is that whole “having to banish them into the wilderness once a month” thing. It really halts productivity. (Feministing)
Hmm…. I would say Brad Pitt, but they’re not actually married. Too soon? (CrazyDaysAndNights)
My imaginary schlong’s name is “El Thunder Pillar” — what’s yours? (The Willy Name Generator)
Brooke Hogan never fails to disappoint. And when I say “disappoint” I mean dress like a blind prostitute. (Celebslam)
Who says you need to possess traits such as “good teeth” to model high fashion? Or be even remotely attractive in the first place, for that matter? (Yeeeah!)
Passive! Aggressive! Ninja! After the jump.