Even though Transformers 2 is going to suck hard (and, oh boy, will it suuuuck — look for the review later today!) here is an awesomely explosive Michael Bay quiz! (Rope of Silicon)
And Megan Fox thinks that pretending she’s single will save Transformers 2 from sucking. (Agent Bedhead)
Here’s a six-pack of actors comically miscast as historical figures. Aww, remember when Chris O’Donnell had a film career? That was so cute. (PW)
Another day, another set of slutty Miley Cyrus photos get leaked on the internet. (Webster’s)
It takes a lot to offend me, but damn. This new Burger King ad is pretty much just downright offensive. (Deus Ex Malcontent)
TLC has thankfully stopped production on “Jon & Kate” until August. Naturally, it wasn’t the couple’s decision or anything. (Celebitchy)
I love it that Perez Hilton has finally become the laughing stock he always was and has always deserved to be. Because she’s awesome, here is Kelly Clarkson making fun of him. (Notes On Bar Napkins)
Mattel is finally making the most emo Barbie and Ken dolls ever. (Film Drunk)
“Fuck Your Ears” by Creed and other appropriate album titles we’d like to see. (Holy Taco)
Here are some environmentally-friendly ways to transport your lunch to work. When I worked in an office I was all about those Pyrex containers. (Serious Eats)
Is it me or has the Snuggie started a chain reaction of increasingly ridiculous “As Seen on TV” products? Anyway, if you like to be titty-fucked by a piece of plastic while you sleep, this product is for you. (DListed)
Because it’s fun, here’s round two of the weirdest Japanese video games. (atom)
Did you guys know that Ben Affleck may or may not rock a toupee? I did not know that. I mean, hair plugs, for sure … But who wears hairpieces anymore? (mental floss)
Here’s a great idea for a new reality show. It’s no “I’m a Baldwin … We’re Here to Kill You,” but it’s not bad.
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