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Nicer Film Titles

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | June 18, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | June 18, 2009 |

Those of you who use Twitter have probably noticed in the past day the site has been taken over with the trending topic #nicerfilmtitles. Don’t Kill Bill; Faster, Pussycat! Hug! Hug! and etc. They are pretty much infinitely funny and yes, I want to hear yours. In the meantime, here’s a list Spout compiled. (Spout)

Gwyneth Paltrow is so horrible and evil, she single-handedly destroyed Billy Joel’s marriage. True story. (Webster’s)

Sean Penn is dropping out of his next two movies (including The Three Stooges — sad!!) to spend time with his family. I mean, nearest rehab facility. (Agent Bedhead)

Anyone live in or near Philly and want to be in a Neil Patrick Harris movie? The only drawback is that you have to be naked in it. I … respectfully decline. (

Nobody wants to watch Chastity turn into Chaz Bono on TV. Wait, really? I think I might like to watch that, actually. And when I say “might” I mean “would definitely.” (Zelda Lily)

Technology totally is ruining movies. I myself have said this before. And I don’t mean that in an old-personey, gosh-danged newfangled kind of way, either. (Rope of Silicon)

In other news, Paris Hilton is still alarmingly stupid as well as anyone actively seeking out her friendship. (FourFour)

If you didn’t already have a million reasons to love Patricia Clarkson, here she is speaking out for gay marriage. Love! (Film Experience)

With Judd Apatow and Harold Ramis joining forces in the upcoming Year One, of which quality looks questionable, here is the six degrees of Ramis & Apatow Chart. If it doesn’t make your head hurt you’re not doing it right. (Screen Junkies)

What’s a surefire way to get the Religious Right to get down with cloning? Make it have something to do with 9/11. And, oh yeah, puppies! (Celebitchy)

I’ve seen the air guitar movie about international air guitar championships. OK, that makes sense. Kinda. Air sexing? Not as much. (Rusty’s Ventures)

Apparently hipsters want to bring back the fannypack. Set your phasers to “KILL IN THE FACE.” (Hipster Runoff)

And speaking of hipsters, Dov Charney of American Apparel wants to bring the sexy to Middle America. Is it sad that I have the knee socks in this clip? (Yes.)

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