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June 13, 2008 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | June 13, 2008 |

Pajiba Love

For being as completely ambivalent as I am about both Angelina Jolie and action movies in general, I’ll be damned if Wanted isn’t sparking my interest. Please just hurry up and tell me it sucks already. (WIMB)

Which is the better example of irony: Bill O’Reilly exemplifying humanity (TVFallsInTheWoods) or Daniel Craig cast as a Nazi-fighting Jew? (Galley Slaves)

It’s really not nice to steal from old people. Plus, those fuckers can be surprisingly agile. (QuizLaw)

Anaconda, Big Daddy, and other movies that have misleadingly pornographic sounding titles. (Cracked)

Dr. Drew finds that “Trying to retract a statement is like trying to un-shit a turd.” Tom Cruise, meanwhile, becomes distracted by the exciting prospect of poop going back in the butt. (Yeeeah!)

I think Lauren Ambrose is automatically delicious in any given situation as long as it doesn’t involve a laugh track. (Film Experience)

Quick! Somebody call Mike Rowe! We’re finally found a job more degrading than anything involving excrement. (Agent Bedhead)

Ha! Billy Bob says that Angelina is going through a “phase” and will totally come crawling back. Gotta respect a guy who’s a good sport about himself. (Celebitchy)

Breaking!! All this shit went down since I published this column: R. Kelly gets off (Deus Ex Malcontent) and Tim Russert drops dead at 58. (People) There is no justice in the world.

Watch this guy try to totally pwn atheism with a banana, and just for the hell of it, an idiot takes a weedwhacker to the chest; after the jump.

Pajiba Love | June 13, 2008 |

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