For being as completely ambivalent as I am about both Angelina Jolie and action movies in general, I’ll be damned if Wanted isn’t sparking my interest. Please just hurry up and tell me it sucks already. (WIMB)
It’s really not nice to steal from old people. Plus, those fuckers can be surprisingly agile. (QuizLaw)
Anaconda, Big Daddy, and other movies that have misleadingly pornographic sounding titles. (Cracked)
Dr. Drew finds that “Trying to retract a statement is like trying to un-shit a turd.” Tom Cruise, meanwhile, becomes distracted by the exciting prospect of poop going back in the butt. (Yeeeah!)
I think Lauren Ambrose is automatically delicious in any given situation as long as it doesn’t involve a laugh track. (Film Experience)
Quick! Somebody call Mike Rowe! We’re finally found a job more degrading than anything involving excrement. (Agent Bedhead)
Ha! Billy Bob says that Angelina is going through a “phase” and will totally come crawling back. Gotta respect a guy who’s a good sport about himself. (Celebitchy)
Watch this guy try to totally pwn atheism with a banana, and just for the hell of it, an idiot takes a weedwhacker to the chest; after the jump.