There are rumors flying around that G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra had the worst test screening in the history of Paramount. Literally, they could have probably made a better movie with a camcorder and G.I. Joe action figures. (Agent Bedhead)
Because pictures of “athletic men in their undershorts generally tend to speak for themselves,” here is David Beckham and a thick rope. (Yeeeah!)
I had to temporarily suspend my efforts to ignore “Jon & Kate Plus Eight” to post this clip of Kate denying one of her kids a drink of water. This woman is a goddamn monster. Somebody send in child services, STAT. (Webster’s)
Ha ha! Here’s celebrity famewhore doctor “to the stars” Dr. Drew in his first broadcast television appearance. Let’s all point and laugh at him. (Seriously? OMG!)
Really, who needs to wear a codpiece and simulated nipples to kick ass? Here is a list of fight scene fashion for the “everyman.” (Screen Junkies)
If you model your get rich quick crime scheme from something badass you saw in the movies, chances are you’re probably going to jail. (Spout)
The marketing for Final Destination 4 has officially gotten out of hand after a lady who missed her flight on Air France 447 got killed in a car accident. Shit! (CHUD)
Here’s a list of the top 20 all-time Horror Science Fiction movies. When I was like six my mom watched Invasion of the Body Snatchers with me and afterwards I refused to sleep by myself for days because I thought there was a pod under my bed. Serves her right. (Bloody Disgusting)
And Then There’s This by Bill Wasik sounds like an interesting read of the current landscape of our blink-and-you’ll-miss-it viral pop culture. (Second Pass)
Sure, Harry Potter might be great and all, but guess what? You’re still reading a childrens’ book. Deal with it. (Holy Taco)
Oh my God gross! Michael Jackson has apparently been “mining” cartilage from his ears to rebuild his nose and now his left ear looks like the ear of a troll from Troll 2. (Celebitchy)
Here are five television aunts worth remembering. (mental floss)
Since I am all about anything involving Hammer Pants, here is a clip of a bunch of dancing people wearing Hammer Pants scaring the shit out of a bunch of hipsters. Thanks to Mr. Creosote, who I had the pleasure of meeting along with the lovely Mrs. Creosote at PajiBacon East!
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