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Marmaduke Goes All Seventh Inning Fetch

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | June 2, 2010 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | June 2, 2010 |

This is stupid. Over the weekend the San Diego Padres invited “Marmaduke” to throw out the first pitch of the game. And by “throw out the first pitch” they obviously meant “drop a 10-pound deuce on the pitcher’s mound.” (Agent Bedhead)

Recently I mentioned that Burger King has their own line of gag-worthy ribs out — so of course when McDonald’s hears of something retch-inducing, they gotta get on board with that! And that ladies and gentlemen, is how MCRIBBLES were born. (DListed)

And on the subject of retch-inducing McDonald’s food, here’s a recipe to make your own homemade McGriddles — if you’d ever actually want to. (Holy Taco)

In yesterday’s “Ban Stuff From Pajiba” diversion, several of you mentioned your distaste for Human Centipede. But I can’t help it if y’all keep sending me these links. Here’s a Human Centipede tattoo, from Myysharona FunctionalWeirdo (Alamo Blog) and the origins of the human cetipede, compliments of Replica. (Phoenix Mansonry)

Sony is releasing a gadget that will let your cat tweet via a box that hangs around a cat’s neck. I predict most cats will be tweeting mostly about “getting this fucking box off my neck.” (Gamma Squad)

Congrats to Jane Lynch, who married her longtime girlfriend in Massachusetts on Monday night. (Celebitchy)

Here are the top 10 comedy duos of all time. (Unreality)

Tara Reid stepped out for the first time since her botched plastic surgery “got fixed” and, um … If I can’t say anything nice, then I’ll say say she looks like emaciated beef jerky. That’s how that saying goes, right? (Celebslam)

Here are eight disturbingly sexual movie creatures. Not including Mickey Rourke. (Screen Junkies)

In some new MTV Movie Awards promos, Tom Cruise is reprising his role as Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder. Nothing but the freshest, most original ideas for you, MTV! (Film Drunk)

I know you’re all going to bitch about this being mean, but do you honestly think I value your opinions? Exactly. Anyway, here is a field guide to sexy celebrities with unsexy significant others. (Uproxx)

If any of you guys out there have ladies who still want to see Sex and the City 2 despite the overwhelmingly, tremendously terrible reviews, here’s a guy’s survival kit. (The Flickcast)

Apologies in advance for this geekery, but I love old school NES games and someone made this cool stop motion animation using construction paper and household items to recreate your favorite games. THE BEST is Legend of Zelda with gummy bears:

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