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Do Shut Up, Already

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | June 2, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | June 2, 2009 |

A talking animal movie can go either way. It can be good, or it can be oh my God this is so fucking terrible I want to kill myself. Here’s a list of the best and worst. (Screen Junkies)

Turns out the whole Eminem-Sacha Baron Cohen ass-plant stunt was predictably staged. But hey, at least we now know Eminem has found his sense of humor and he didn’t even have to visit the Wizard of Oz for it. (Webster’s)

Christian Bale really wants you to know that he hates having his picture taken and will never be a model. What a shame, he’s so pretty. (Agent Bedhead)

The USA Network is upping their game with the new series “Royal Pains,” which is basically like “‘Entourage’ on crack.” (Hollywood Reporter)

New ice pops finally give us the chance to lick Daniel Craig abs. Well, if you live in England, anyway, because apparently we’re too much of prudes to have sexy ice pops over here in the states. (Serious Eats)

Reason #32894 why Bill Murray is more awesome than most people? He once headbutted McG right in the face. (Film Drunk)

Mariah Carey says it isn’t Glitter’s fault that Glitter sucked, it was 9/11’s fault. Hmm … What do you guys think? Maybe I should do a real-time-review to test this theory? (Celebitchy)

This one is especially for Dustin: Ryan Reynolds shows us his “awwwdorable” faces at the premiere of The Proposal. Ha ha ha! (Seriously? OMG!)

Reminder! The eagerly anticipated “Man vs. Wild” guest starring Will Ferrell is on tonight. I hope Bear cuts him open and crawls inside his belly for protection from the elements. Anyway, here’s a totally unrelated quiz to see how well you know Will Ferrell. (Rope of Silicon)

Beth Ditto says that Katy Perry is offensive to gay culture. Well of course she is. She’s also offensive to pop culture, the ears, the eyes, and music in general. (Starpulse)

Here’s a bunch of overpriced crap Urban Outfitters want you to wear this summer. By the way, I really fucking hate stupid Urban Outfitters. (Jezebel)

Here’s a literal translation of “Total Eclipse of the Heart.” I never realized, on top of being the most annoying karaoke song ever, it’s also the most pointless video ever:

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