Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got fired halfway through the last season of “The Hills” and as far as I know are banned for life from any future seasons of “I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here” — so they’ve taken the next logical famewhoring step and are getting a fake separation. (Celebslam)
Early details on Lindsay Lohan’s possibly-to-be-made Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno sound like they could only be more horrible if she were sewn ass-to-mouth in it. (Celebitchy)
Awww. Remember that cartoon where Gary Coleman played an angel? And now he really is in heaven. It’s almost like the cartoon “knew.” (Warming Glow)
It’s the day following Memorial Day weekend, so here’s a guide on getting rid of your hangover. (Holy Taco)
Hold the phone! Last week I mentioned that Tila Tequila would be starring in the next season of “Celebrity Rehab,” but it turns out no one wants to go on “Celebrity Rehab” with Tila Tequila. (DListed)
Austin’s famous Alamo Drafthouse Theaters, famous among other things for serving Guinness milkshakes, are looking to expand their franchise. (Cinematical)
Here’s a list of the 16 most gloriously nerdy musical acts of all time. (Topless Robot)
STOP THE PRESSES! Rockband 3 is going to come with some sort of keyboard or keytar instrument. Not that it matter to me since I’m so GD uncoordinated all I can do is the microphone. (Gamma Squad)
For those of you assholes still not watching “Always Sunny,” as of last night it’s now in syndication on Comedy Central so now you’ve really got no excuse. Unless you don’t have cable I mean. (Screen Junkies)
Here’s a diagram on how to perform the chicken dance, according to various characters from “Arrested Development.” (Unreality)
Kanye West has made some real personal growth progress since he humiliated both Taylor Swift and himself at last year’s VMAs. And by “personal growth” I mean he wrote a song declaring how awesome he is. (Evil Beet)
Remember the hoverboard from Back to the Future 2? Well, some nerd made one. Because that’s what nerds do, see?
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