What would Jesus Think … About Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag and Heidi Montag’s big fake knockers? (WIMB)
Hypothetical question: if you were homeless and you had a box of awesome-slawsome Moon Pies, what do you think the best use of these delicacies would be? (QuizLaw)
The thing that most troubles me about caffeine energy lollipops is that fact that they come in a fake energy drink can made of cardboard. Although I must admit it’s one of the most creative ways I’ve ever heard of wasting the Earth’s natural resources. (The Impulsive Buy)
Did you know? I am actually contractually obligated by the powers that be to link to any and all posts with photos of Gillian Anderson. (Popoholic)
Same goes for photos and/or interviews with Kristen Bell, even if she’s talking about something boring like boring-ass hockey. Oh, did I say “even?” I meant “especially” and “awesome” hockey. Yeah. (NHL)
Embarrassing admission: I used to do shit like this with my stuffed animals all the time. Minus the garbage bags and beer can, of course. (cityrag)
Wow. This is the first time I’ve ever actually seen a J. Peterman catalog, and wow. Really? There are people who would buy something in the year 2008 based only on a drawing of the actual thing and a fanciful description? No, wow. (Jezebel)
In response to yesterday’s mini-diversion, since unfortunately I couldn’t find any Troy McClure or Caveman Lawyer clips due to copyright infringement, here is one from NBC’s official website: Hartman doing Sinatra, after the jump.