Good afternoon, Pajibans! A quick announcement before I get started — as Dustin mentioned last week, my name is Stacey (although many of you probably know me as Litelysalted) and I’ll be delivering your juicy nuggets of Love for the next few months. I hereby solemnly swear to incorporate as much swearing and making fun of the blind as possible, within the limits good taste, naturally.
The trailer for “Star Wars: The Clone Wars” (the new animated series) only because I’m sure somebody here cares. I know I sure as hell don’t. (Popoholic)
Update: Looks like the folks at LucasFilm have already gotten their panties in a bunch and demanded YouTube remove the clip. Douchebags.
Double update: Looks like it’s back — check it out while you can.
A nine-page glimpse into the sheer freaking genius of Judd Apatow. (NY Times)
Cameron Diaz plans to “out-arrive” Jessica Biel at the MTV Movie Awards to prove how totally over Justin she is. (Yeeeah!)
What happens when Pajiba staffers unite? Recently, our debauched managing editor invited our relatively virtuous lead critic to accompany a group of friends to a gay club in sparklingly seedy West Hollywood. Mr. Carlson reports from the trenches. So to speak. (Slowly Going Bald)
But just so you know, Tinky Winky had nothing to do with it. (Feministing)
Man, you’d be surprised what an asshole that SpongeBob is. (The Impulsive Buy)
In a (sort of) related story, Jack in the Box is all, “Yo, I hear your burgers are made of ass!” and Carl’s Jr. is all, “Oh hell nah! I know you diiin’t just go there!” (QuizLaw)
Feel some pride in the fact that you only got kicked out of school for smoking a doob behind the auditorium. (Celebitchy)
After the jump, the most fan-freaking-tastic four minutes you’ll ever spend listening to a Pearl Jam song. Potato Wave!