After the Jimmy Smits and His Gross, Creepy Little Mustache Debacle of last season, I am pleased to announced that Dexter’s nemesis for next season will be none other than John Lithgow. I want to do a fucking cartwheel, right now. (Screen Junkies)
Britney Spears is mostly better now … Oh, except when she has her period and forgets to wear underpants and tries on couture for photo shoots. Yes, really. (Webster’s)
To celebrate Empire magazine’s 20th birthday, here is an awesome painting with 50 clues to the titles of 50 films of the past 20 years in it, if you’ve got an hour or three to kill. (Empire Online)
Oh, why look, if it isn’t the pot calling the kettle “fake” and “lame.” Paris Hilton has some words for “The Hills.” (Celebitchy)
Oh my God oh my God oh my God! Cameron Frye’s house, a.k.a. the coolest house ever, from Ferris Bueller is for sale for a mere $2.3 mil. And here are some other awesome movie homes to salivate over. (Spout)
If you want to see what all the fuss is about, here is Robert Pattinson (or “R-Pattz,” as the kids are calling him) without a shirt on. Nope. Still don’t get it. (Agent Bedhead)
I’m sure many of you remember when I posted “The Ballad of Pissboy and Marie” a few months ago, the story of finding love then losing love then doing everything in your power to get it back. Well finally we have Marie’s side of the story. And FYI, I’ve since met both of them and they’re lovely people. Here’s to working things out. (Chronicles of a Whorish Mouth)
Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend is the dumbest person on the planet Earth, now with video evidence. I know, I know. First Britney, then Paris, now Miley. Trust me though, it’s totally worth it. (Yeeeah!)
Here are the seven deadly sins, as portrayed by your favorite film and television characters. Sinalicious! (Film School Rejects)
Did you know Dante was originally supposed to die in Clerks? Here are a bunch of movies which were originally supposed to have far more depressing endings. (mental floss)
Nothing provokes pure, unadulterated rage quite like those goddamned little smiley cartoon men in IKEA assembly instructions. (Holy Taco)
OK, so remember the Three Wolf Moon T-shirt from amazon I linked recently? Well it’s inspired its own parody video with a song from Pocahontas. Holy crap is this funny. Thanks to admin for pointing it out!
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