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Dr. Drew, Just Kill Yourself Now (No, Really)

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | May 26, 2010 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | May 26, 2010 |

Tila Tequila is going to be appearing on the next season of Celebrity Rehab for allegedly having an addition to snorting Ambien. And by “Ambien” she means “cocaine” and I’d be willing to bet there’s some vodka-soaked tampons thrown into the mix too. (Yeeeah!)

One person not appearing on “Celebrity Rehab” will be David Hasselhoff, who recently almost drank himself to death again. Jesus. How does that dude even have any liver left? (Warming Glow)

Sex and the City 2 might have some blatant anti-Muslim themes, although if you ask me Muslims aren’t the only ones who take umbrage with four dried-up old scantily-clad whores. (Film Drunk)

Now that Season Four of “30 Rock” has drawn to a close, here is another installment of Aaron Cohen’s inspired “Everything Tracy Jordan Said on Season X of 30 Rock.” (Unlikely Words)

It’s “Lost” Is Over week here at Pajiba, and here is our own Phillip Stephen’s podcast saying farewell to six seasons of “Lost.” (Drive-In Speakerbox)

Here are 10 movies that make real men cry. Unless you’re Dustin, because Dustin cries at every movie and I’m pretty sure he even cried at that Keri Russell movie where the orphaned kid has to find his real parents “through the music.” (Screen Junkies)

Star is reporting that John Travolta and Kelly Preston are expecting twin boys. It is Star and everything, but still. If you pump a 50-year-old woman’s uterus with that many embryos, you’ve gotta expect a small litter. (Celebitchy)

Our favorite gay-hating fundamentalists, The Westboro Baptist Church, are planning on protesting Dio’s memorial service this weekend. What, weren’t there any pride rallies to firebomb that day? (Evil Beet)

While I’m on the topic of lunatics, I really don’t understand Creationists. OK smart guys, if evolution is a lie than please explain to me why THESE FISH HAVE HANDS. (Gamma Squad)

Whoa. Looks like Tom Cruise never got the memo about Chris Brown and that whole, uh … “beating” thing. (Agent Bedhead)

Wal-Mart is offering the 16GB 3GS iPhone for $97. Oh, fuck off, Wal-Mart, and take your affordable-priced iPhone with you. (The Flickcast)

Here’s a tribute to the Gin Blossoms’ “New Miserable Experience.” I kind of think the Gin Blossoms are totally lame but damned if “Hey Jealousy” doesn’t make me think of being 16-years-old again. (Audio Suede)

Here are nine types of people who kill the mood during sex. (Holy Taco)

Some lady got PISSED OFF when an emergency weather broadcast conflicted with the season finale of “Criminal Minds.” Sure, laugh all you want but if this shit happened during the finale of “Supernatural” I would punch a tornado in the FACE.

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