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May 22, 2008 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | May 22, 2008 |

Pajiba Love

I don’t know much about “Square Pegs,” but I can tell you one thing — although I’ve never seen a single minute of it I already hate it less than “Sex and the City.” (A.V. Club)

Seriously? Any plastic surgeon who does this much work on a 14-year-old girl who hasn’t suffered severe third degree burns should have his license revoked and be publicly castrated. (WIMB)

One thing you should know about Rep. Henry Waxman? Never piss off a man holding a tiny wooden hammer. (QuizLaw)

Unlike Dustin — who is capable only of bitchiness — Nathaniel has complex feelings over the fact that Jake Gyllenhaal has been cast in the lead for Prince of Persia. (FilmExperience)

Hell yeah! Let’s hear it for us girls with chicken legs! (Popoholic)

The internet was originally created for good, but it was inevitable that the dark forces of annoyingness would eventually take over. (Cracked)

Have I died and gone to 1980-something? Sharon Stone is flashing her hoo haw again (IDLYITW) and Madonna is showing everybody her boobers in see-through clothing. (Celebslam)

“American Idol” is mercifully finished for another year, and if you haven’t been watching, Nobody Fucking Cares was the big winner this season! (The Blemish)

Mmm… Cow Something… (Serious Eats)

Wait, wha? The list of the “Funniest People in America” includes Ricky Gervais? Not that I dispute the inherent funniness of Ricky Gervais, but what pray tell, is your definition of “America,” Entertainment Weekly? (CC Insider)

Now I don’t poo outside like the guy in the clip, but I don’t particularly care for public restrooms, either. But if this was my only way of getting past it, I would sooner hold my bowels until they explode. (Jezebel)

This is absolutely true: celebrity reality TV has gotten so bad that even I can no longer tolerate it. OK, barely tolerate it. (MakinLoveIn2003)

Ohgodohgodohgod! I have never been so much simultaneously hilarified and horrified all at once. As College Humor puts it, “a warning for kids and an instruction manual for molesters,” after the jump.

Pajiba Love | May 22, 2008 |

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