Those Catholics really are a bunch of humorless sons of bitches, aren’t they? Here’s a six-pack of movies attacked by William A. Donohue of the Catholic League. (PW)
King Brad and Queen Angelina have descended upon Cannes for the Inglorious Basterds premiere. (Webster’s)
This is too freaking cute. Kevin Smith and his nine year old daughter give an impromptu review of Twilight to MTV. (Celebitchy)
Aww, look. Mickey Rourke has a new friend. (Film Drunk)
My sister worked in a small bookstore for awhile and used to bitch about dumb idiots asking for recommendations all the time. I can’t even imagine how much worse it is in a video store though. (KSK)
Here’s a touching article written by a woman with Klippel-Trenaunay syndrome, a disorder I had never previously heard about before, on trying to date with her condition. Thanks so much to Ali for sending it in, who suffers from K-T herself. (Marie Claire)
This new website tells you when the perfect time to pee during a movie is. Really? I’ve got the smallest bladder in the world and even I can usually hold it. (Run Pee)
Here’s a list of 12 actresses you should know better. Although this being Pajiba, most of you will know many of them just fine. (Screen Junkies)
So I don’t know if you guys have heard about this yet or not, but right now the top selling shirt on amazon has three wolves howling at the moon on it. Check the user reviews, they are pure comedy. (amazon)
Awesome!!! Dexter has his own action figure now. Although, I’m holding out for hot, short-sleeve button up shirt day job Dexter so I can make out with it. (Bloody Disgusting)
Seriously? Coconut M&Ms? That sounds like heaven in a candy-coated shell. (Impulsive Buy)
Whee! Here’s the first stills from t he new “Melrose Place.” It’s going to suck so bad and OH GOD I can’t wait to watch it!! (DListed)
Here’s a set of complex rules for time travelers. I gave myself a migraine just trying to wrap my head around these. (discover)
If you love “animal prints and standing by swimming pools,” then you’re gonna love Cloris Leachman’s new clothing line! (Jezebel)
I had no idea computer game piracy was such a rampant problem in the 80’s. You know, maybe if Metallica had tried something like this they would have found that you catch more flies with honey than suing their asses. Thanks, Ben!
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