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May 21, 2008 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | May 21, 2008 |

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Whee! Because we really are this immature: Heigl goes cupcake diving, (WIMB) Heidi deep throats a popsicle, (WIMB) and Martha Stewart… Well, I’m just gonna let the picture do the talking here. (WIMB)

Fergie scared the living bejeezus out of some youngsters by writhing around on stage and simulating fellatio on her guitarist. All captured for posterity by the “Today” show cameras — check your local listings! (Yeeeah!)

225-pound, 6 foot tall autistic boy wreaks havoc on Catholic Church. Ever think this might just be God’s revenge for kid touchin’ priests? Oh boy, here we go. (QuizLaw)

Scarlett Johansson and Deborah Harry meet up to discuss “ScarJo’s mediocre album and Blondie’s 30-year enduring awesomeness.” Ha. (Agent Bedhead)

Known pedophile and overall nefarious evildoer Lou Pearlman lands himself a ticket to a quarter century of ass-rapings. Hooray! (DListed)

One of our esteemed readers had the opportunity to interview Uwe Boll, and when all is said and done — is he really as bad as we make him out to be? You be the judge. (BestDamnPodcast)

Ali Lohan finally accomplishes her dream of becoming her big sister. (Celebitchy)

Tom Selleck almost starred in “The Adventures of Indiana Smith?!” Oh hell no! (mental floss)

Year after year, I keep hearing about “The State” coming to DVD — but at this point, like the Tooth Fairy and Jesus — I’ll believe it when I sees it. (MaximumFun)

It’s not snowing in Philadelphia already, dammit! (Jezebel)

After the jump: Seth’s round-up this morning inspired me to go digging for this awesome old SNL clip featuring Chris Farley, Alec Baldwin and a still-funny Mike Myers. Enjoy!

Pajiba Love | May 21, 2008 |

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