Nicolas Cage apparently decides upon which animals he eats based on their sex life. If that were a completely unfounded rumor, I’d be like, “Yeah, I’ll buy that.” But no, he actually said it. Oh, and thanks to the smart and sexeh Bedhead for brilliantly filling in for me yesterday, as always, while I was out doing whatever it is that I do when I don’t write Pajiba Love. (Agent Bedhead)
HA HA HA! Here’s a picture of sad panda Jay Leno getting his beat-ass antique Porsche towed away. I want to frame this and hang it on my wall. (Warming Glow)
You may remember me mentioning Aaron Cohen (guest blogging over at kottke.org this week!) and his website, 815 Sentences About Lost. Well, in the interest of shameless self-promotion, here’s an entry I wrote for it despite never having seen an episode. (815 Sentences About Lost)
Oh, and I also wrote this review of Thomas’ Bagel Thins, because they are only the best thing to ever happen in my entire life. (Impulsive Buy)
Here’s another round of What If Movie Posters Were Honest, 2010 summer movies edition. (Holy Taco)
Oh my God you guys, remember how totally dreamy Ethan Embry was in Empire Records, if you were a teenage girl in say, 1995? Actually, I was more of a “Lucas” girl because he reminded me of Trent from “Daria,” but Mark wasn’t bad either. (Cinematical)
It looks like Larry David and friends are going to be headed to New York City for the next season of “Curb.” (Screen Junkies)
The mascots for the 2012 summer Olympics have been revealed, and naturally they look like the synthetically-produced test tube babies of a Teletubby, a lobster, and Kang and Kodos from “The Simpsons.” (DListed)
Speaking of synthetically-produced test tube babies, the Travoltas are expecting! Congratulations to the happy couple. (Yeeeah!)
As the end of Yes But No But Yes draws near, here is a list of the top ten movies about death. Because that’s not morbid or anything. (YBNBY)
Oh, it turns out Michael Bay didn’t fire Megan Fox after all because he can’t fire her she quits! Because her career is on such fire it only makes perfect sense to opt out of a giant paycheck movie. (Celebitchy)
Here’s a sequel to the popular “14 Incredibly Disturbing Moments in Kids’ Movies” list: “11 More Incredibly Disturbing Moments in Kids’ Movies.” Oh my God, I almost forgot about that Roger Rabbit thing. I’m gonna have nightmares tonight. (Topless Robot)
For those of you not caught up — Lindsay Lohan was supposed to appear in court today where she would likely be sentenced to jail if not meeting the terms of the judge’s court-ordered alcohol classes, which she didn’t. Well, joke’s on the judge because she’s not even going to show up in court! (Celebslam)
You wouldn’t think that one of mankind’s most time honored traditions such as relieving oneself could be revolutionized for the 21st century — yet amazingly, the future of peeing is here. (Uproxx)
A make-up artist usually wouldn’t catch my interest, but Malin Ackerman’s personal make-up artist has done some really noteworthy work. I think you, too, will be impressed.
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