Remember the ABC fall schedule we posted yesterday? Yeah, well Jimmy Kimmel doesn’t think much of it either. So much so, that he basically told the whole network to go fuck themselves. (Deus Ex Malcontent)
Speaking of which, here are five reasons why the most-likely-to-be-quickly-cancelled “Cougartown” already looks like a piece of crap. (Jezebel)
John Mayer explains the difference between “douche,” “famewhore” and “Showbiz Type,” upholding his title as the most obnoxious person in the history of ever. (Webster’s)
Dan Carlson reviews “Glee,” which is quickly becoming the most talked about new television show. (Hollywood Reporter)
Here’s the top ten topless movie scenes. It’s more or less safe for work, which could be a good or bad thing depending what you were expecting. (Screen Junkies)
This really made me smile. An artist playing online scrabble created this piece of artwork depicting her opponents around the world, one of which just happened to be our own John Williams. (ASWOBA)
I think you guys will really dig this creative writing blog written from the perspective of someone trapped in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Bookmark this one! (Help They Are Coming!)
Stephen Lloyd Wilson’s latest explores why the charismatic are rewarded over the hardest working. (Burning Violin)
What are the best revenge movies of all time? Oh yeah, there’s gonna be some Bronson. (Film School Rejects)
Here’s a list of the scariest buildings in America. I think I would literally part with a limb before entering any of them. (mental floss)
Rainn Wilson played a dickish version of himself for a sketch on a new talk show called “The Edge With Jake Sasseville,” which culminated in the host giving away his social security number. And that’s why I love Rainn Wilson. (Agent Bedhead)
Some whore wife cheated on her husband and ended up with twins with two different daddies. All I can say is that this would have made for an epic “Maury.” (My Fox)
Ohhh SNAP! An actual Hindu scholar called Gwyneth Paltrow out on her GOOP, saying that it’s immature and superficial. Ha ha! (Celebitchy)
What do Jesus and donuts have in common? I don’t know but doesn’t it really make any less sense than veggies?
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