Is the “Grey’s Anatomy” spin-off, “Private Practice,” already “much loathed?” I dunno — I could totally kiss Amy Brenneman. With tongue. (The Insider)
Celebrity worship takes a very creepy turn. (CityRag)
And on the seventh day, man learned how to ball. (Galley Slaves)
All right — for inquiring minds: Justin didn’t bang Kate Hudson. Whew. (IDLYITW) But he is macking (ooh — high school word!) on Jessica Biel. (Evil Beet) While Brad and Angelina had a threesome. (popbytes) Now you don’t have to bother with the tabloids this week.
A Pajiba promise: If the TV networks and movie studios start inviting us to their shindigs, we won’t go home with freakin’ stars in our eyes. We’ll still tell you that “The New Adventures of the Old Christine” kind of blows. Test us, CBS. (WSJ)
Fred Thompson has a much better sense of humor than Michael Moore. (QuizLaw)
And here’s an actual clip from the forthcoming “Cavemen.” It’s so sad that this is the best they could put forward. (ABC)
Now we can watch without prejudice: George Michael to appear on a U.S. sitcom. (Celebitchy)
The great thing about the Hoff’s drunken weirdness is that now he’s totally relatable. (Intrepidmedia)
You’re going to watch this video. And then you’re going to feel a powerful, overwhelming need to buy an ottoman.Trust me (And according to Jon Stewart, these guys are ruining troop morale.) It’s after the jump.