film / tv / politics / social media / lists / web / celeb / pajiba love / misc / about / cbr
film / tv / politics / web / celeb


Is Andy Kaufman On Twitter? (Spoiler Alert: No)

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | May 11, 2010 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | May 11, 2010 |

Someone on Twitter is claiming to be Andy Kaufman and claims to be making his first public appearance in the 25 years since his death on May 16th. How awesome would it be if like, just this once, it turned out to be real? I know, it won’t. (Cinematical)

Ha ha! China is getting their very own incarnations of those horrible High School Musical movies. Sucks for you, China! (Agent Bedhead)

Poor Tom Cruise. Apparently even his fellow Scientologists think that he’s a big giant laughingstock. (Yeeeah!)

Kendra Wilkinson, America’s double-digit breasted and single-digit brain-celled sweetheart reportedly has not only one, but several sex tapes which feature “multiple partners.” Oh, Kendra! /laugh track (Litelysalted)

UGH. Someone thought it would be a good idea to make “Pauly D” from “Jersey Shore” a spokesperson for Baskin Robbins. What, are they test marketing a new lasagna and roofie flavor? (Celebslam)

Here are five movie settings which automatically make a movie cool. Well, “cool” perhaps, but not necessarily “good.” (Unreality)

You’ll never guess what that pudgy little turd from “Two and a Half Men” makes per episode. It’ll make you want to go find a fat kid and punch him in the face. (Warming Glow)

OK, we all know Betty White did a totally fucking awesome job hosting “Saturday Night Live” this weekend, but COME ON. The Oscars? Give the poor woman a rest. (DListed)

Here are nine real-life deaths which shook nerddom. (Topless Robot)

Wisteria Lane’s resident Michael Jackson impersonator is launching her own lifestyle website called “Get Hatched.” Um. *crickets chirp* (Celebitchy)

Story time! When I was in my late teens, my cousin told me about how her three-year-old son had diarrhea, so he pulled down his pants and went directly on their white carpeting. Then he got a paper cup from the bathroom, scooped it up and deposited an amount of feces in every room of their house, which was likewise carpeted in white. The point of my story is, this is when I decided that I did not ever want to have children, and also to introduce the Tumblr Page of the Day. Seriously though, who carpets their entire house in white with young kids, anyway? (Shit My Kids Ruined)

See? Every time you assily correct a columnist or fellow commenter’s grammar on Pajiba, the Nazis have won:

Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.

Five Neverhaves Who Could Follow in Betty White's Wake as Host of "SNL" | A Generic Spielbergian Crowd Pleaser? | Super 8 Teaser Trailer