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May 7, 2008 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | May 7, 2008 |

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As someone who is not so much of a geek, I had no idea the geek references on “South Park” were so intricately layered. And here are the top ten. (Comedy Central Insider)

Devendra Banhart, indie musician and boyfriend of Natalie Portman, is a real dickface. (WIMB)

“Today” takes out a stupidity assault on Crest Pro Health mouthwash. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Is it totally sick and unreasonable of me to wonder how this guy trained a cow to suck dick in the first place? Yeeesh. (QuizLaw)

Ellen Page does a blazer over an ironic tee and black jeans like no one else can. (Popoholic)

With the new AMP energy drinks, you can choose what kind of caffeine-enhanced sugar high you want: elevatey, overdrivey, relaunchey, or tractioney. Mmm… “Tractioney.” (The Impulsive Buy)

Angelina Jolie is carrying twin daughters, so in the future you’ll have plenty of reason to lock your sons at home. (IDLYITW)

Passive aggressive clip art catastrophes. (PA Notes)

Not to purposely drag this out, but Sarina is now getting harassing phone calls due to her negative review of an author with military connections. Just so you know where your tax dollars are going. (Unscheduled)

A whole entire book devoted to stuff white people like? Get out! (SWPL)

Speaking of stuff white people like: “You hid a Jimmy Eat World CD under your bed before your friends came over,” and other signs you might be a hipster. (tmn)

Late addition! Ask and ye shall receive: “the Victoria’s Secret catalog for boys.” (Jezebel)

Hooray! The triumphant return of Gremlins, after the jump.

Pajiba Love | May 7, 2008 |

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