“The New Modern Woman, Ambitious and Feeble.” And you can thank “Ally McBeal” for that. (NYTimes)
If you’ve somehow made it this long without seeing the Hoff in full-on pathetic drunk mode, well, here it is in all its grotesque sadness. Somebody get this guy some help. (IDLYITW)
Related: Chez sounds off on the current wave of YouTube shaming that’s plagued these here interwebs of late. (Deus Ex Malcontent)
Sorry, Samberg — I’m totally not feeling it. I’d almost rather see a Jimmy Fallon movie than your new one. (Popoholic)
Our favorite t-shirt outlet, One Horse Shy, has been nice enough to design and offer Pajiba t-shirts, stickers, etc., for sale if you’d like to impress your friends by wearing a dirty-sounding word on your chest. Plus, scientific studies have shown that wearing a Pajiba t-shirt increases the likelihood of having sex with one of your freebies by 17 percent! (One Horse Shy)
Ed Helms finally humanizes the American Zombie. After the jump.