OH MY GOD. Forget about Flesh Cheetos®, Brain Feet®, or any other disgusting thing that has gone down in the annals of Pajiba Love as the most horrifying thing ever. Basically: A cautionary tale of why you should never get pass-out drunk in China. NOT EVER. (The Sun)
Miley Cyrus says that she’s “open” to doing nudity. This from the girl who was using a stripper pole during her concerts at 16? I don’t believe it. (Celebslam)
UM. Did anyone else know that Whoopi Goldberg starred in a “dinosaur buddy cop” movie? That’s a genre that really needs filling out, if you ask me. (Film Drunk)
Here are a bunch of movies which are all concept and no follow through. How dare anyone say that about the Whoopi Goldberg dinosaur buddy cop movie. (Cinematical)
The Earth is round, the sky is blue, and Lindsay Lohan is almost definitely going back to jail. (Litelysalted)
Here’s more on Sandra Bullock’s epic People interview as well as copious photographs of her adorable fucking revenge baby. (Celebitchy)
Oh hai, Justin Bieber is just now going through puberty. Here’s hoping he comes out on the other end like that kid from “Malcolm in the Middle.” (Agent Bedhead)
Oreo has a new “Mint Fudge Cremes” product which is basically their delicious Limited Edition Mint Fudge Covered Oreos, minus one cookie. Works for me. (Impulsive Buy)
Relax, people. Spencer Pratt is definitely not making a reality dating show featuring Snookie’s ex-boyfriend, just because he says he is. (Evil Beet)
Here are ten disturbingly realistic zombie costumes. (Unreality)
OY. There’s a rape prevention product available called “Rape Axe,” which basically turns your cooter into a vagina dentata. I’m not saying it’s not a good idea, I just don’t want to think about the logistics. (Zelda Lily)
Causabon just sent this over to me, and I didn’t have a video for today so it’s staying. What is this I’m watching here. Can someone please explain to me?
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