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Paul Reubens IS ... Jokey Smurf

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | April 29, 2010 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | April 29, 2010 |

It’s official! Paul Reubens is officially on board to play “Jokey Smurf” in the Smurfs movie. Say what you will, but I think it’s the most brilliant casting since Fred Willard playing Phil’s father on “Modern Family.” (Cinematical)

Are there really people old enough and retarded enough who would actually want to seal their engagement with an exact replica of the ring from Twilight? Sadly, we already know the answer to that question. (Agent Bedhead)

Katie Holmes has been cast as Jackie Kennedy is a new miniseries, and “meh.” I don’t care enough to feel strongly about this one way or another. (Celebitchy)

OK, this definitely wins the award for Most Disgusting Porn Parody Ever: The “Curb Your Enthusiasm” porn parody. FUCK and NO. (Screen Junkies)

Awww, this real life depiction of Calvin and Hobbes is actually kind of heartwarming. (Unreality)

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are working on a new reality show to try to stay relevant, but relax because no one will pick it up and after “The Hills” ends they will almost definitely rightfully fade into obscurity. Ta da! (Litelysalted)

Here are the eight nerdiest pop culture wrist accessories in the history of nerdom. (Topless Robot)

Some artist took it upon himself to create minimalist posters for every single episode of “Lost” that has ever aired. Damn. I know if I watched I’d probably have fun pouring through these, so have at it. Thanks to NJ. (Flavorwire)

Here’s a great interview with the legendary recording artist and music producer, T Bone Burnett. (AV Club)

Guess who has a sex tape now? If you said “Chelsea Handler,” then you’d be correct. Of course she’s trying to say it wasn’t for real, but I don’t know if I buy that. (DListed)

As Dustin mentioned earlier, the screechy chick was kicked off “American Idol,” and viewers were “treated” to Shania Twain night. (Hairballs)

Jennifer Lopez wore a giant, ridiculous meatball of hair on top of her head for the premiere of The Back-Up Plan, but goddamn would I kill for that necklace. (Yeeeah!)

Here are some fun facts about Encyclopedia Brown, which was my favorite children’s book line second only to the Choose Your Own Adventure series. (mental floss)

I wish I could train my dog to hate the sound of my boyfriend’s stupid “Dragonball Z” DVDs as much as this dog hates the sound of the “Happy Birthday” song:

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