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April 25, 2007 |

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | April 25, 2007 |

Pajiba Love

JMW really doesn’t care for the Pussycat Dolls, who “make strippers look like girls to take home to mom.” (A Special Way of Being Afraid)

Stick with this a few paragraphs. The payoff is completely worth it. (McSweeney’s)

Are you ever overwhelmed by a phantom feeling of satisfaction while thinking about unleashing a boot to the head of Garrison Keillor? It’s just me, isn’t it? I dunno why. He seems the sort of guy I’m supposed to like. But damn! I’d like to put the hurt on him. (Salon)

The only soothing radio voice I need is that of Ira Glass, damn it. TMBG should write a song about him, you know? (YouTube)

Ever wanted to know your celebrity couple hybrid name? USA Today has it figured out. Mine is Dussly. I hope it catches on with the paparazzi outside my house. (USA Today via Jossip)

Peyton Haters, this video is for you. Oh, and also: Fuck you. (KSK)

Mr. Fox sent me the following link, with this note: “Good Lord — an opportunity to do away with Brett Ratner and Garry Marshall all in one shot! If my beloved Carrie Fisher weren’t going to be there, I’d be strapping on a suicide bomb right now.” (Variety)

The absolute absurdity of Time magazine revealed in its “Most Influential Person of the Year,” nominations (Sanjaya is #21, people). (Agent Bedhead)

Oh, whatever Rosie. Nobody gives a shit. Crawl back to the land of crazy and peddle your wares. (IDLYITW)

You know what’s great? When federal politicians, during Congressional hearings, actually wish that terrorists would attack your family. (QuizLaw)

To Olivia, who left a link to this video in the comments section to fuck with us Gosling fans — it’s a sucker punch. A low blow. And it’s kind of hilarious. And is that Britney at the tail end? After the jump (with bonus Michael Cera YouTube goodness).

Pajiba Love | April 25, 2007 |

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