Cry Me A Goddamn River
Did you know … That you can watch Werner Herzog films on the internet, totally for free? Well, you can. So what are you still doing here? (mental floss)
This wins the award for most hilarious website of the week. I don’t even know how to caption it, it’s that good. Also, it’s marginally unsafe for work, depending where you work. Via FourFour! (HeavyPetting)
I don’t get why everyone hates on Gwyneth Paltrow all the time. Oh wait, maybe it’s because of stuff like exactly this. (Webster’s)
Ha ha, Fox totally lied about the Wolverine leak. It is the final cut, it just sucks ass and everybody knows it. (FilmDrunk)
Here’s more Inglorious Basterds tidbits than you can shake a Nazi-beating stick at. (AgentBedhead)
Dastardly animals? Sorry, this was just far too ridic not to post. (HolyTaco)
LOL Grey Gardens. I genuinely want to be amused by this, but honestly it just makes me sad. Those poor, poor, lovably crazy ladies. (Jezebel)
Holy nostalgia! Genghis Frog and the rabbit ninja with its ears in the ninja ponytail? Yes, we damn sure are talking Ninja Turtles up in this bitch. (ScreenJunkies)
Here’s a list of ten movies the author of this post is ashamed to like. OK, I can see Just Like Heaven, because I actually watched that once when I was bored and it was the worst thing ever — but Clueless? Come on! (mental floss)
Stripper fight! Stripper fight! Stripper fight! Also, I’ll give you one guess as to which major news outlet covered this story. (ZeldaLily)
Business cards made out of beef jerky? Is the best idea ever. If I had a real job, I would totally want a business card made out of meat. (SeriousEats)
I know we’ve got a shit ton of Morrissey fans out there, so I figured you might want to hear about this two-day symposium on the guy. Thanks, PaddyDog! (IrishTimes)
A week later and everyone’s still talking about this Miss California bullcrap. Here’s some redneck’s opinions. Thanks to whomever passed this onto Dustin!
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