Oh, just so you know, Beyonce thinks it’s totally ridiculous that we all believed that was really her singing yesterday. (Webster’s)
Michael McKean gives explanations to the Spinal Tap songs. Awesome! (AV Club)
So this pretty interesting, an androgynous kid went around and asked people whether they thought he was a girl or a boy, and most people were overwhelmingly not shy about giving their answers. (FourFour)
Now you can have your very own limited edition Star Trek spork. And that there is the nerdiest thing that ever nerded. (FilmSchoolRejects)
Mr. Gwen Stefani was supposedly formerly in a long-term relationship with a man. Which poses a question. Ladies, would that freak you out? (Yeeeah!)
This was apparently the big thing of four days ago, but I’m late because someone emailed it to me on facebook and I always forget to check facebook. (Pssst! My email address is below!) I tease, Sandra — this is totally adorable and hysterical so thank you for sending it! (TodaysBigThing)
Little known fact: Andy Samberg is actually the son of Jack Black and Michael Cera. (Popoholic)
Levi Johnson was on Larry King and didn’t answer a sex question on grounds that he’s a “gentleman.” I guess Larry couldn’t tell since he wasn’t wearing his usual top hat and monocle. (Celebitchy)
This is why I love Chelsea Handler. Because even though everyone hates Paris Hilton, she’s one of the few people who will just outright call her a piece of shit. (LaineyGoss)
I always hear this crap about Tom Cruise being ridiculously difficult to work with, why does anyone even hire him anymore? Is he honestly that big of a box office draw these days? (ScreenRant)
Finally, I would just like to note that Dustin beat me to the Twilight werewolves for a trade item, but didn’t even mention the fact that they are hairless. They totally fail at being werewolves. Thanks goodness for me and Bedhead to pick up the slack around here. (AgentBedhead)
Guh. I need to cleanse my palate after that. There, now this is better. (GutReaction)
Here’s a trailer for Ocean’s 11 featuring Muppets, and it is one of the best things I have ever seen. I know, I say that a lot but this time I mean it. Also, I always knew George Clooney reminded me of someone. Mystery solved! Thanks, Frella!
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