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In contrast to David Cross saying that an Arrested Development movie was unequivocally dead, now Jason Bateman is saying that it might be dead but then again it might not be. You do realize at this point they’re completely just fucking with us, right? (The Playlist)
Esquire has named Christina Hendricks “the best looking woman in America.” And America responds with a resounding “duh.” (Celebitchy) (By Pajibical fiat, The header image has been changed to reflect the news in this post. The “SHUT UP” headline still refers to the above “AD” news. PleasedontkillmeStacey— DR)
The Portland Mercury put a picture of Betty White in a metal bikini wielding a flaming chainsaw and riding a John Ritter centaur on their cover. And that’s the only commentary that needs. (Neatorama)
Charlie Sheen has reached the “head shaving” stage of his crippling emotional breakdown. It’s OK to point and laugh at him, though, because he’s an asshole and his TV show is terrible. (Litelysalted)
In porn parody news, there’s a “True Blood” porn parody out now, and the acting is arguably better than the real “True Blood.” Also, I’m not entirely sure that that isn’t Alexander Sarsgard. (Film Drunk)
So crazy it just might work: Agent Jack Bauer and Kirsten “Where Did My Career Go” Dunst are in talks to star in a Lars von Trier “sci-fi disaster film.” (Agent Bedhead)
Speaking of … Over the weekend, Agent Jack Bauer valiantly fought terrorism by getting shitfaced in a strip club and removing articles of his clothing. (Warming Glow)
This is random. But sure, let’s go with it: the 12 most memorable crocodile and alligator scenes in movies. (Unreality)
I’ve been trying to stay as blissfully ignorant of the pop star phenomenon known as “Ke$ha” as possible, but apparently she gave the worst “Saturday Night Live” performance this weekend since Ashlee Simpson. (Evil Beet)
Here are the greatest television show theme songs from the ’80s. Fuck. “It’s Garry Shandling’s Show” has the best theme song of ever, as far as I’m concerned. (Topless Robot)
And on that note … Hey! Anyone wonder what “Bull” from “Night Court” has been up to lately? (IBBB)
I’m a little late with this since Kick Ass opened last week, but here’s a guide on how to be your own homemade superhero. (Holy Taco)
Umm. So this is awesome. In this short film, pixilated, 8-bit creatures destroy New York City. (H/T, Gordon and the Whale)
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