How goddamn annoying is the Observer’s coverage of “Wuz” girls? And listen here, Hillary Frey: Parker Posey will always be an “It” girl. (NYO)
There’s too much goodness here. My head is … it’s spinning. “This man won’t even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silver’s, but he’ll get you a mouthful of semen … a rectum full of semen … a side of penis.” (Feministing)
And after you click on that link, and realize that all penises are not created equally, maybe some of you will find some enlightenment in this vibrator-replacement therapy. (Celebitchy)
Sometimes, an anchorwoman just has to say, screw it. We’re done here. (Jossip)
Here’s a German TV spot for Spider-Man 3, just because. (Popoholic)
For those of you in offices, missing out on gawdawful daytime television, I give you the greatest words ever spoken. “You are not the father.” The trashy Mauryness after the jump.