The New Michael Myers Will Eff Your Ess Up
Here’s a first look at Rob Zombie’s Michael Myers for the Halloween 2 reboot. This man is clearly not to be trifled with. (BloodyDisgusting)
Aww, what a shame. Billy Bob is taking his ball and going home. (Webster’s)
I would just like to say that I’m proud that Pajiba was apparently one of the few outlets to review Mysteries in Pittsburgh that didn’t point out Sienna Miller’s mustache. You know why? Class, baby, class. (Celebitchy)
Jody Hill, the 32-year-old writer-director-producer of Observe and Report talks about a few of his projects including his HBO series “Eastbound & Down.” (AV Club)
What would you do if you became an evil overlord? Apparently this list has been going around for a number of years now, but this is the first I’ve heard of it. Thanks, Neon! (EvilOverlord)
Mini-dirve: What are your most anticipated summer movies for 2009? I am kind of looking forward to Drag Me to Hell which I regrettably didn’t catch at SXSW, even though I will probably cry the entire time like TK did. (RopeOfSilicon)
Anyone know why we haven’t seen much of Sinbad lately, other than his guest spot on “Always Sunny?” (QuizLaw)
Karate Kid didn’t just inspire a generation of kids to want to be ninjas, it always inspired a generation of shitty movies. (ScreenJunkies)
If this isn’t the sign of the apocalypse, I don’t know what is. The eldest Duggar spawn is breeding. Yeah, and not the fun, Hellmouth Buffy apocalypse. (DListed)
Check out these completely hilariously insane workplace safety videos. Some of these damn nears puts Michael Bay to shame. (mental floss)
Here’s a list of the top ten most controversial sex scenes, some of which make the alleged date rape scene in Observe and Report look like fluffy kittens. (spout)
Amazon has ethical priorities. It’s totally OK to sell books teaching men how to manipulate women into having sex with them, but a lesbian dating guide? The horror! (Jezebel)
Just for fun, here’s a bunch of embarrassingly crappy drawings of celebrities. (HolyTaco)
Today’s clip is a WWI reenactment with dogs. Yes, dogs. It’s fantastic, and it’s one of the best things I’ve ever seen. Thanks to The Wakeful!
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