Keith Olbermann — I dig you, but for the love of God, leave Anderson Cooper alone. It’s just cheap-stunt rabble-rousing, and you’re better than that. (Celebitchy)
Letterman is 60 today, y’all. Eat yourself some Big Ass Ham tonight.
Matthew McConaughey will never have to leave home again. (Yeeeah!)
The newest club scene: Weeping. (Agent Bedhead)
In Minnesota, if you’d like to legalize slavery again, apparently all you have to do is ask your state congressman. (QuizLaw)
For our tiny, tiny tween audience: Sanjaya lives another week. Get in on the mania. Or slit your wrist and call it a day. (CityRag)
And speaking of “AI,” here we go again with the sex tapes. It’s only a matter of time before Sanjaya releases his. (IDLYITW)
The Sedaris kerfuffle heats up. Kind of. Gawker outcools the rest of us by taking veiled shots at the author. (Gawker)
Another obvious fact “discovered” by scientist: Females achieve orgasm more often when they’re not with a man. (Stuff)
Check this clip: “I don’t care what you say, in a non-gay way, I love Zach Braff.” I swear to you, that is not me in the video. In fact, I think it’s Alex Blagg revealing his deepest, darkest secret. After the jump.