Ahhhh! Ahhhh! (Ahhhh!) Keep the bad man away. Please far away. Bad man. Go away. And take the girl in the panties away, too. (IDLYITW)
I’m High on Jesus! And, maybe a little marijuana. (QuizLaw)
Real-life Transformers: More than meets the eye. Sort of. (Popoholic)
Unsurprisingly, Imus has a long history of being a racist douchebag. But, for the sake of discussion, riddle me this, Jibers: Why is Imus being treated similarly to Michael Richards, whose tirade was far more offensive? (Slate)
I love it when science comes along and proves the obvious. Although, this quote is enlightening: “Most males are quite stubborn in their ideas about which sex they want to pursue, while women seem more flexible.” (NYTimes)
Vince, you’re killing me. At this rate, that wedding crashing will be an accidental product of your weight. (MollyGood)
A video note to “first commenters” everywhere. After the jump.