Everybody Learns A Valuable Lesson ... And Then They Die.
Here’s a list of the top ten “feel good” horror movies. Like “Full House” if the Olsen Twins turned into zombies and ripped apart Bob Saget. (BloodyDisgusting)
Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinnnnze Jr. are getting a divorce. Or, they’re having a baby. Guess which one it is? (Webster’s)
A few days ago we ran a comment diversion to see what everybody’s favorite video games of all time were (Bubble Bobble, btw) and eloquent Lucas has taken it upon himself to start a video game review blog, based on the reaction. (TheShieldship)
The Adrienne Shelly Foundation is holding eBay actions for movie walk-ons and etc., and one of the auctions is to win a date with Paul Rudd. Wipe the slob off your chins, you pervs. Thanks, Snoop Kolby Kolb! (PopCrunch)
This vegan lady got her application for a vanity plate reading “ILUVTOFU” rejected. Hee! I don’t know why, but laughing at vegans is always so much fun. (DListed)
Yes, yes, YES! Not only is A) Corey Haim appearing in Crank 2, but he also gets B) beat up by a girl. It’s like Christmas and my birthday at the same time. (RopeOfSilicon)
Bill O’Reilly is pissed off over Eminem’s Sarah Palin song reference. Oops, I guess no one told him that Eminem totally isn’t relevant anymore. (Celebitchy)
Are you guys sick of my constant Peeps links this week? Well buck up, Easter is on Sunday, so this will be the last one. Anyway, this teaches you how to make Peeps from scratch. Awe. Some. (SeriousEats)
Speaking of Easter, have you ever wondered about the origins of the holiday? It’s like, where did it all come from? Why do we worship a giant, egg-laying bunny rabbit, anyway? (Naive’sGuide)
Seth’s anticipation for the new Real World/Road Rules challenge did not fail to disappoint, as Wednesday night’s premiere saw the most insane, ass-kickingly violent fight ever to be caught on reality television. (Jezebel)
Katherine Heigl’s new movie can be summed up entirely with four screen shots. (FilmDrunk)
So, uhhh … One of our eloquents is apparently doing gay porn now. Or at least one that we know of anyway. *cough* BarbadoSlim *cough* (NotesOnBarNapkins)
Ranylt gave me the head’s up on this clip, which is so insanely cute and hilarious, and only exacerbated by the fact that my dog goes bonkers when I play it. Enjoy!
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