Ryan Reynolds isn’t dating Scarlett Johnasson. He’s just lulling her into a false sense of comfort so he can kill her. (Celebitchy)
AB is feeling kinda hostile; she has a “Pete-a-Palooza”™ in the works. Close your eyes before you click. (Agent Bedhead)
It’s naked Tuesday. Take off your clothes and stay awhile. (QuizLaw)
Remember the time Bruce Li fought a gorilla? Relive the magic. (Popoholic)
Dear God — the Carlson wit is hereditary. Check it: Peter O’Toole eats Marcia Gay Harden. (The Insider)
Is anyone else endlessly annoyed by Christopher Hitchens? And here I thought a chain-smoking drunk would never make me bristle. (Slate)
You know, Pajiba is gonna vote for Obama. We’re linguistic cousins — a Letterman punchline in the making: “Pajiba, meet Obama. Obama, meet Pajiba.” Oh, and he was on the Big Show last night. The video, after the jump.