Ick, ick, ick! A full-frontal screen shot of Robert Pattinson from his upcoming Little Ashes has found its way online. Don’t look if you appreciate the male form. (Yeeeah!)
Hey everybody! Dan is now doing reviews for The Hollywood Reporter, so come over and show our guy some support! Here’s one for “Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire,” (THR) and one for “Rescue Me.” (THR)
Here’s an interview with Anna Faris on Observe and Report. Do you care? Maybe not, but here you go anyway. (AV Club)
Dustin mentioned Gary Coleman and Jason Mewes’ Midgets vs. Mascots in yesterday’s trade news, and it turns out Gary is none too thrilled about the project either. And he’s feeling “punchy” about it. (Webster’s)
Michael Bay hates women … Transformers. Well, we all knew he was just another misogynistic bastard. (ScreenJunkies)
Here’s a list of all the worst kinds of roommates. I’m not even going to get into my recent roommate woes, because you know what? I’m totally above it. (HolyTaco)
It looks like we’ve actually got Gwyneth Paltrow to blame for Scarlett Johansson’s “starvation boobs.” (AgentBedhead)
I’ve got all the marshmallow Peep news you could ever want, just in time for Easter! Here’s site with everything you could possibly need to know about the squishy little suckers on the internet, (UnlikelyWords) as well as more Peep dioramas, (mental floss) and a recipe for nummy Peep S’mores. (SeriousEats)
You want photos from The Land That Time Forgot remake? You got ‘em. (BloodyDisgusting)
Good old fashioned human ingenuity with never stop coming up with ways to be totally whorey. (YBNBY)
Originally there was supposed to be an 11th commandment, which read: “Thou shall not bogarteth thy neighbor’s Klondike Bar.” (PassiveAggressiveNotes)
Please, please do not give that insane Octomom her own reality show. (Celebitchy)
Here’s a cool animation sent to me by Tamatha. She thought you guys would like it, and so do I. Enjoy!
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