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March 31, 2008 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | March 31, 2008 |

Pajiba Love

Contrary to what the delightful Moving Violations would have you believe, real-life traffic school has far less hijinks, anti-gravity sex with Jennifer Tilly and S&M cops than the kind in the movies. (Uncooked Meat)

Miley Cyrus turns people off of Jesus faster’n a priest knee-deep in 13-year-old boy. (WIMB)

Pie charts and Meatloaf humor are the best combination since chocolate-covered Peeps. Yep, I’m still on that. Fuck you! (Slowly Going Bald)


What with our tendency to swing towards the bottle around these parts, it’s not often that we see a foodie-themed film guide. (LoveBites)

Anyone up for a taste of Sacha Baron Cohen’s newest catch-phrase machine before it starts annoying the shit out of you? (Popoholic)

Neither Chipotle ranch sauce nor bacon can save Wendy’s new “Spicy Baconator,” much like a defibrillator won’t be able to save you, if you decide to eat one. (The Impulsive Buy)

Since not all of you watch VH1 “Where are they now?” shows as religiously as I do, and wonder what the John Hughes crew have been up to lately — well, here’s your answer. Thanks Brian! (Metromix)

Oooh … Even better, “Real World” where are they nows! Pam and Judd: Still together! Squee! (AOL)

Just when you thought Heath Ledger could finally rest in peace, we’re going to drag this shizz out even more. (Celebitchy)

Episode Three of Titlepage features David Hajdu, Mary Roach, Louis Masur, and David Gilmour. (TitlePage)

George Clooney finally found a classy, sophisticated, respectable-like lady to settle down with. (IDLYITW)

After the jump, Will Arnett pops up on “Human Giant.” Believe me, the last 2 seconds will make it totally worth it. Oh yeah, and language NSFW. (Thanks, Ali!)

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