Ms. Beet calls E! Entertainment out on the grammatical mistakes in their cease-and-desist letter. Messieurs Strunk and White would be so proud. (Evil Beet)
Jib Jab is all jibber-jabbered out. Guh. (TVGasm)
Who knew that crack had so many calories? Natasha Lyonne knows now. (Agent Bedhead)
And speaking of drug use, remember the time that Kermit the Frog injected horse into his soft, green veins? (Deus Ex Malcontent)
In self-congratulatory news, QuizLaw turns 1,000-posts old today. Take the rest of the day off and read them all. You have our permission. (QuizLaw)
The Pussycat Dolls really are all about feminist empowerment. (Feministing)
Single fellas — there’s a reason you’re not getting laid. And it’s your apartment. (NYTimes)
Karl Rove has made the unfortunate leap into hip hop. If you really want to show us your “street cred,” trying taking a bullet. Or ten. The indignity after the jump.