Do you habitually troll NSFW gossip/yank blogs for a quick fix ‘batin session? Well my friend, you are precisely the type of clientele Disney would like to have visit their extensive line of theme parks and resorts! (Jezebel)
Maybe we should all just cut John Mayer a break, because I’m starting to see that he’s really just a misunderstood, delicate flower of a man. (WIMB)
Since I don’t share Agent Bedhead’s err, “fondness” for Pete Doherty, I wouldn’t be particularly dismayed about losing this one to Scientology. (Agent Bedhead)
What did the doctor say about babies? Ah, yes: don’t put your baby in the microwave. (QuizLaw)
Juliana Hatfield, who was one of my heroes back in high school, doesn’t understand the appeal of the “The Hills.” I always just knew we were soulmates! (Pop Candy)
We’ve already met the expensive one, so now it’s time to meet Spitzer’s five dollar whore. (IDLYITW)
Who wants to join the blogosphere’s less fictional, charity-driven version of Letters to Penthouse? Like half of you even need an excuse to post sex blogs. (FourFour)
Finally, an honest R&B song, after the jump.