Here’s that Dirty kiss b/w Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox you’ve been hearing about for months. Honestly, I’ve seen redneck siblings kiss more passionately. (IDLYITW)
And speaking of Aniston, word is she’s dating Sam Rockwell. Which hurts to imagine. You’re too good for her, Rockwell. Too good. (Celebitchy)
A lesson for our cubicle-monkey brethren and sistren out there: If your boss calls you a fatass, you might have a hostile work environment claim. If he calls the fatass sitting next to you a fatass, you won’t get very far. (QuizLaw)
Sigh. Celebrity upskirt. Have at it, folks. (Yeeeah!)
What they fuck is wrong with teenagers these days? Asphyxiation games? Jebus. What happened to the good old fashioned way of getting a quick head rush: Ephedrine. (NYTimes)
For you “BSG” fans out there, Chez has a theory on the final Cylon’s identity. (Deus Ex Malcontent)
Eddie Griffin finally (finally!) has karma bite him in the ass. Serves you right for running that pimp joke into the ground. The joyous footage, after the jump.