As much as I used to be a huge fan of the show, I haven’t watched “The Simpsons” with any regularity now in at least five years. But here are ten episodes from that time period which are supposedly some of the series best. I’ve seen one. It was aiight. (AV Club)
But even though I’ve almost completely abandoned them, I still owe a ton to “The Simpsons.” Without the show, I wouldn’t be able to say “Mmmm… Breast Munchies…” right now. (YBNBY)
Have you ever wondered how much it would suck to be married to Ashton Kutcher? Well, here’s your answer. (Webster’s)
Check out this podcast with our own delightfully hilarious Brian Prisco, who discusses Last House on the Left and Sunshine Cleaning. (PopcornMafia)
Matthew Fox plans to quit TV after “Lost” is over. Just as long as he doesn’t try his hand at a rap career or anything. (ScreenRant)
Wait, so this is what the ladies of “Battlestar Galactica” look like? It’s no wonder you freaks are all so obsessed with it. I don’t watch “Supernatural” purely for the spot-on writing, you know. (KSK)
The Smashing Pumpkins are now officially just a Smashing Pumpkin. Also, Billy Corgan is continues to propel himself into catastrophic levels of douchery. (AgentBedhead)
In other music news, if you were holding out for that hot new Amy Winehouse album, don’t hold your breath. Really? I can’t even say that without being totally facetious. (Celebitchy)
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is too good to get a regular old common DVD release. Whatever. Like I won’t be netflixing this bitch anyway. (ScreenJunkies)
For no reason other than I ate here last week and it was AWE-SOME, here is some history on the famous Stubb’s BBQ of Austin. Serious guys, they have this spinach side there? That has like spicy cheese mixed in. I still have dreams about that spinach. (SeriousEats)
The new Transformers movie is going to feature some old timer grandpa robot? Michael Bay has found a way to top the ridiculousness of the first movie. (FilmDrunk)
You know I have a soft spot for certain herding dogs, but that’s not what makes this clip great. Check out: Extreme Herding. Thanks to Tamatha!
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