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There's Modesty and Then There's Insanity

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | March 22, 2010 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | March 22, 2010 |

Tina Fey thinks that the thinking man and the dumb man both want Jessica Simpson. Hmmm … Beg to differ. While a few of our readers probably wouldn’t object to some motorboat action, Jessica has yet to appear on any of our “sexiest” lists. (Celebitchy)

Ha ha ha ha ha: Best movie poster graffiti ever. (Agent Bedhead)

Someone finally got the idea to take the mini marshmallows that come in Lucky Charms and Alphabits and such and incorporate then with ice cream. MUST HAVE NOW. (Impulsive Buy)

Aziz Ansari is probably going to be hosting the MTV Movie Awards this year. In related news, Aziz Ansari has just jumped the shark. (Warming Glow)

Anyone checking out HBO’s The Pacific or FX’s Justified? Here are a few new cable shows worth watching. (Hairballs)

Here are some incarnations of Alice in Wonderland throughout the years. True story: I just revisited the 1985 TV movie that I fondly remembered from my childhood last week. Let’s just say it didn’t, um, hold up. (mental floss)

Spike Jonze’s short film I’m Here, which debuted at the Sundance Film Festival this year, is now available to watch online. (Atomic Popcorn)

Pop Quiz: Does a shirtless Corey Feldman look more like an A) prepubescent boy or B) Bai Ling? (Celebslam)

Here are ten actors who are television cancer. I gotta admit, even I haven’t heard of half of these people. (Screen Junkies)

Apropos of nothing, here is a photo gallery of wet puss-kitty cats. What?! What did you think I was gonna say? (Holy Taco)

Well here’s the human interest story of the day: A member of the currently-filming “Real World” cast (Bwuh? They’re going back to New Orleans?) filed a police report after another roomie stuck his toothbrush in the toilet. Come on now, who amongst us hasn’t at some point urinated on a roommate’s toothbrush? (Evil Beet)

Here are five photographs which sum up Fox News. (Unreality)

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who is confused as to why I don’t understand “Ke$ha” [sic]: Because she’s just that stupid or I’m just that old? (IBBB)

Hey guys, just for fun — want to do me a solid? My very good friend’s dog Sadie is in a contest for Bissell’s “MVP” Most Valuable Pet Photo Contest and I think you should all go vote for her. You have a register to vote, but come on. Like you wouldn’t be reading this column if you had anything better to do. (BISSELL)

OK, you know this Chatroulette thing has gone too far if even Ben Folds is getting into the action now. Thanks Seth, for passing this along!

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