Stacey is … let’s just say unavailable the rest of the week. I apologize that my links don’t line up well with hers.
While I’m here, I’m going to plug a friend’s site: She does celebrity junkets. In her blog, she reveals the scurrilous off-the-record details about celebrities. Biggest asshole? Christian Bale. Runner-up? Sandra Bullock. Stuck-up bitch? Scarlett Johansson. (StarF**ker)
The working title for Jason Segal and Nick Stoller’s Muppet Movie: The Greatest Muppet Movie of All Time. I’m glad they’ve tempered expectations. (Screen Junkies)
You ever go on one of those whale watches and only to discover there is a mass murderer on board? Sucks to be you. Here’s a trailer for a movie about the experience. (FilmDrunk)
Here’s some Kevin Costner/Tommy Lee Jones casting news I couldn’t be bothered to write about myself. (FirstShowing)
Have you folks been following John’s new book review site? Well, you should, you illiterate motherfuckers. (The Second Pass)
It’s official: Linda Hamilton will do voiceover work for Terminator Salvation. (IWatchStuff)
Indie flick fans: Hulu is streaming a few of last year’s SXSW’s films. (Anne Thompson)
Tom Cruise is kicking around an idea to do Mission Impossible IV. Oh, bother. (CHUD)
Because if you have to see The Haunting in Connecticut, at least do so for free. (Bloody Disgusting)
Finally, on the topic of Jon Stewart, Pythons are making their way across the country, and they can’t be stopped. “Thanks, Florida, for starting almost every shitty thing in the world ever.” (H/T branded)
|The Daily Show With Jon Stewart||M - Th 11p / 10c|
|Florida Pythons on the Loose|
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