Woohoo! I’m getting this put together on time today, because I actually went to bed before the sun was starting to come up, despite drinking Long Island Iced Teas out of a goddamn mason jar for most of yesterday. In fact, I would have even had it done ahead of time but that mouthy motherfucker Prisco has been jawing my ear off for the past three hours. Last night was the last night of SXSW where the whole gang of us were together, and I woke up to an empty house this morning save for Prisco and P-Step. Sigh. Stacey sad.
So today is St. Patty’s Day, but I honestly don’t think I can even look at an alcoholic beverage after being drunk for the past three days. I could probably do one of these “Irish” cakes, though. (CakeWrecks)
Here’s the downside of drinking for three days straight? Seeing shit like this on the internet and immediately becoming violently ill. (Yeeeah!)
Aww, look! The little man Tucker Carlson is finally trying to get his comeuppance against Jon Stewart. (HuffPo)
This is awesome, IKEA featured a gay couple in one of their catalogs and then bitchsmacked a Catholic group that complained about it. Prisco says, “Because at IKEA, you can fit two rods together.” (omg blog)
Somebody needs to step up and say something to Joaquin Phoenix, but you know what? Gwyneth Paltrow is not that fucking person. Whenever she opens her mouth I just want to punch her in it. (Celebitchy)
Speaking of people I want to punch in the face, Pete Wentz has taken to drinking his own piss at Fall Out Boy concerts. Why? Because it’s funny, apparently. (AgentBedhead)
Kanye West actually has “assistants” that post his redonkulous, all-caps rantings on his blog. Hmm, I could use some assistants to help me blog this week. (TheBlemish)
I think I’ve drank away the part of my brain that keeps me from eating disgusting food like this, because this actually sounds halfway appetizing. (TIB)
Best job resignation ever? (SeriousEats)
Haha, somebody got a hold of the Hogan family’s phone numbers and leaked them on the internet. If this were any other celebrity I might feel kinda bad, but, you know, it’s the Hogans and all. So feel free to use them! (Celebslam)
Here’s the obligatory photo of a cute animal doing something cute St. Patrick’s Day related. (CuteOverload)
Leprechaun on the news! Happy St. Patty’s Day!
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